This is a list of players, both past and present, who appeared in at least one game for the New York Giants or the San Francisco Giants.. Players in bold are members of the National Baseball Hall of Fame.. Players in italics have had their numbers retired by the team. Below are select minor league players, and the rosters of the minor league affiliates, of the San Francisco Giants: Aeverson Javier Arteaga (born March 16, 2003) is a Venezuelan professional baseball shortstop in the San Francisco Giants organization. early in the offseason, though the club re-signed him on a minor-league deal a few weeks later. (Schedule and Results), President: Corry was born in Alpine, Utah. [267], Strotman signed with the Rays and made his professional debut with the Hudson Valley Renegades of the Class A Short Season New York-Penn League, going 2-3 with a 1.78 ERA over 11 games (seven starts). Fitzgerald was born in Springfield, Illinois,[115] and attended Rochester High School in Rochester, Illinois. Looking to crack the Opening Day roster. [136] In his high school career, he was 21-1 with a 1.19 ERA in three years, striking out 192 batters in 124 innings. [59][60] He did not play a minor league game in 2020 due to the cancellation of the season. [75], Delaplane split his debut season of 2017 between the AZL Mariners of the Rookie-level Arizona League and the Tacoma Rainiers of the Triple-A Pacific Coast League, combining to go 21 with a 3.00 ERA and 50 strikeouts over 33 innings (13.6 strikeouts per 9 innings). [187][188][189] Over 21 starts between the two clubs, Murphy went 64 with a 2.52 ERA and 164 strikeouts over 107+13 innings. [22], Brown was drafted by the San Francisco Giants in the 10th round of the 2021 Major League Baseball Draft. But things can change over the course of five years. He finished his high school career with a 125 record and a 1.19 ERA with 123 strikeouts. [57][58] He signed for $200,000. Grant Snow McCray (born December 7, 2000) is an American professional baseball outfielder in the San Francisco Giants organization. . [11] Black was named the Patriot League Pitcher of the Year after he went 73 with a 3.11 ERA and 95 strikeouts in .mw-parser-output .frac{white-space:nowrap}.mw-parser-output .frac .num,.mw-parser-output .frac .den{font-size:80%;line-height:0;vertical-align:super}.mw-parser-output .frac .den{vertical-align:sub}.mw-parser-output .sr-only{border:0;clip:rect(0,0,0,0);height:1px;margin:-1px;overflow:hidden;padding:0;position:absolute;width:1px}72+13 innings pitched during his junior season. Erik Christopher Miller (born February 13, 1998) is an American professional baseball pitcher in the San Francisco Giants organization. Schmitt was born and grew up in San Diego, California, and attended Eastlake High School. Samuel Louis Nathan Delaplane (born March 27, 1995) is an American professional baseball pitcher in the San Francisco Giants organization. Roster updated October 19, 2020 Terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. [258] The Giants drafted him with the intention of him focusing solely on playing third base. How to Watch Arizona Diamondbacks vs. San Francisco Giants Live on August 15On August 15 at 9:45 PM ET, the San Francisco Giants will play the Arizona Diamondbacks. [75] During the summer of 2016, he played for the YarmouthDennis Red Sox of the Cape Cod League. [147] At Class AA Richmond, while almost five years younger than the average player in the league, as he turned 21 in August, he had a 2.96 ERA in 73 innings (15 starts) with 108 strikeouts. 1 overall prospect, Marco Luciano, is the headliner of the group, but four other prospects ranked among the top 10 in the organization by MLB.com will also open the season at. Keaton Winn (born February 20, 1998) is an American professional baseball pitcher in the San Francisco Giants organization. Wisely signed with the Rays for a signing bonus of $125,000, and made his professional debut with the Princeton Rays, with whom he batted .274/.335/.441 in 179 at bats with 30 runs, five home runs, and 25 RBIs over 47 games. [169][170] Over 11 games (seven starts) between the three clubs, he went 10 with a 1.50 ERA and 52 strikeouts (13.0 strikeouts per 9 innings) over 36 innings. [39][40][41] He did not play a minor league game in 2020 due to the cancellation of the minor league season caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. [308][309][310] After the season, he was selected by the San Francisco Giants in the third round of the 2018 Major League Baseball draft. 2004-2023 CBS Interactive. Aeverson Javier Arteaga (born March 16, 2003) is a Venezuelan professional baseball shortstop in the San Francisco Giants organization.. Arteaga signed with the San Francisco Giants in July 2019. Winn was born in Ollie, Iowa, a town of 150 people. Scores from any date in Major League history, Minor, Foreign, College, & Black Baseball, Frequently Asked Questions about MLB and Baseball, Subscribe to Stathead Baseball: Get your first month FREE. Schmitt played college baseball at San Diego State for three seasons as both a pitcher and a third baseman. [287] In 2019, pitching for Class A Augusta, he was 7-7 with a 3.32 ERA in 26 games (20 starts) in which he pitched 127.1 innings and allowed only 26 walks (1.8 walks per 9 innings). Kevin Johnson, Bob McConnell, Jack Morris, and Ray Nemec, as well as members of [295] Over 100 games between both clubs, Wisely hit .301/.376/.503 in 386 at bats with 78 runs, 19 home runs, 74 RBIs, and 31 stolen bases in 39 attempts. Call 1-800-GAMBLER. [74][75] He spent four seasons (201417) playing college baseball for the Eastern Michigan Eagles, and was first-team All-Mid-American Conference in his senior year. After that things got tough for the bullpen as Alan Busenitz gave up a 3-run homer in the 8th inning that cut the Reds lead to a run. will continue to work with our data providers to improve the data that Giants brass invited old teammate Wynns as well as Gold Glove winner and 8-year veteran Roberto Prez to camp along with Sabol, Auerbach, Ford Proctor, Ricardo Genovs, Brett Cumberland, Patrick . 31, MLB Pipelines top 30 Giants prospects heading into 2023. In 2019, he played collegiate summer baseball with the Wareham Gatemen of the Cape Cod Baseball League. [159][158] He also had 52 at bats for Eugene, for whom he batted .269/.387/.423. [290], Wisely then played two years of college baseball at Gulf Coast State College. The San Francisco Giants have set their 40-man roster to protect eligible minor league players from the Rule 5 Draft at the Winter Meetings in San Diego in December. [43] He opened the 2022 season back with Eugene, but was placed on the injured list after 2.1 innings in two starts, and subsequently underwent shoulder surgery, forcing him to miss the remainder of the season.[44]. [55] He entered the 2020 season expected to be the team's closer, but pitched only 11+23 innings with four saves before the season was cancelled due to the COVID-19 pandemic. [142][143] He led the league with 15 hit batters. [223] After not playing in 2020 due to the cancellation of the minor league season caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, Ruotolo returned to Richmond in 2021 and went 31 with 11 saves and a 2.68 ERA in 37 innings in which he struck out 50 batters over 39 appearances. [288], In 2022 he played for Class A San Jose, Class A+ Eugene, and Class AA Richmond, and was a combined 6-6 with a 4.08 ERA in 27 games (25 starts) in which he pitched 108 innings and struck out 125 batters.[287]. 2022 San Francisco Giants MLB Depth Charts updated daily with the latest transactions, roster moves, injury list, lineups, probable starting pitchers, and minor league players. Batting - 100, Pitching - 99 [299] He was named a Southern League post-season All Star. Ruotolo was born in Beverly, Massachusetts,[223] He attended Peabody Veterans Memorial High School in Massachusetts, where he was a four-year NEC All-Starand in his junior year had an 0.28 ERA, 130 strikeouts, and a 9-1 record. As of the Nov. 15 deadline, the Giants have a full-40 players on their 40-man roster, with no open roster spots. those players. [225] In 2016 Ruotolo was named second team All-American Athletic Conference after saving 12 games with a 2.25 ERA.[226]. He returned in 2021 to play for the Arizona Complex League Giants and San Jose Giants, batting a combined .274/.342/.422 in 135 at bats. Small sample size, but encouraging nonetheless. This data is constructed from the best available information as On November 15 th, the Giants gave roster spots to these six players: RHP Keaton Winn (SJEugeneRichmond in 2022, 2-3 in 6 starts at the latter) RHP Tristan Beck (RichmondSacramento in 2022, 5-8 in 19 starts at the latter) RHP Jose Cruz (52 IP at San Jose in 38 appearances, WHIP=0.84) OF Luis Matos (0.211 and 11 HR in A+) and Minorleaguesplits.com. [22], In 2021 Brown hit .387/.462/.793 in 111 at bats, leading the league with 40 runs, 13 home runs, and 31 RBIs, while hitting 6 doubles (9th) with five hit by pitch (7th) and two sacrifice flies (6th), stealing nine bases (7th) in 11 attempts, and striking out 26 times (8th), as a fifth-year senior. [45] Pitching for the Giants Black in 2019 he was 2-3 with one save and a 4.50 ERA in 14 games (3 starts) in which he pitched 46 innings. in Giants Affiliates San Francisco . 27-year-old outfielder Gonzalez was hampered by a back issue much of last season, but according to manager Gabe Kapler, the lower back strain that will keep him out now for four-to-six weeks is actually a different injury. He was ranked # 2 in the Giants 2022 MLB Prospect Rankings.[146]. MLB Spring Training has only just gotten underway, but it's not too early to take a look at which top prospects could make their respective team's Opening . Jonathan Alberto Bermdez (born October 16, 1995) is a Puerto Rican professional baseball pitcher in the San Francisco Giants organization. In 2016, Wong's freshman season at Grand Canyon, he appeared in 18 games (making six starts) in which he went 23 with a 4.28 ERA. [119][120] In 2017 and 2018, Fitzgerald played collegiate summer baseball with the Bourne Braves of the Cape Cod Baseball League. The SPORTS REFERENCE and STATHEAD trademarks are owned exclusively by Sports Reference LLC. [311][312][313], Wong signed with the Giants and made his professional debut with the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes, compiling a 2.30 ERA over 11 starts. [190], In 2022, he pitched for Giants Black, San Jose, Eugene, and Richmond. [144] He was named the 2021 CAL Pitcher of the Year, a CAL Post-Season All Star, and an MiLB.com Organization All Star. We officially have a top 30 in the 2023 Willie McCovey Memorial Community Prospect List, our community project in which we rank the top 44 prospects in the San Francisco Giants organization. The 28-year-old Guzmn pitched the ninth inning of San Francisco's 8-5 loss to Arizona. Kyle Harrison and Marco Luciano lead a pack of surprising names. Hell turn around a first-pitch breaking ball. There's been too much swing and miss, too many strikeouts. [298] His 84 runs led the Southern League, his 23 doubles and his 62 walks were both tenth, his six triples were second, and his 31 steals were eighth in the league. During the summer he pitched for the Boca Raton Blazers of the South Florida Collegiate Baseball League. In 2021 for San Jose he was 63 with five holds, two saves, and a 1.74 ERA in 32 relief appearances, in which he pitched 62 innings and had 101 strikeouts (14.7 strikeouts per 9 innings). Transactions More rosters: MiLBEastern League One-year: the Minor Leagues Committee of the Society for American Baseball Research. About | Contact Us | Advertise | Privacy [261] He was named an NWL post-season All Star, and an MiLB PCL Gold Glove. The prognosis now is that he will be out until May. It appears in its original form at Dabovich was born in Pueblo, Colorado. Seth Corry (born November 3, 1998) is an American professional baseball pitcher in the San Francisco Giants organization. Hes hungry fast. Total Zone Rating and initial framework for Wins above Replacement calculations provided by Sean Smith. Payroll Table 2023 Contracts Active Multi-Year Summary Positional Spending Prospects The Future Free Agents 2023 Player Option What, exactly, is the plan with J.D. He was drafted by the San Francisco Giants in the third round of the 2019 Major League Baseball Draft. Many statistics are incomplete [42] He missed the whole 2021 season after undergoing surgery. In 2017, his junior season, Strotman pitched to a 6-1 record and a 4.57 ERA over 18 games (seven starts), striking out 75 batters over 67 innings. He'll be entering his 5th season with at least some major league action. CLEVELAND, Ohio Cal Quantrill delivered two solid innings in his second start of spring training Thursday as the Guardians earned a 5-3 exhibition win against San Francisco at Goodyear. Essentially, San Francisco added Wisely for a pitcher who has not pitched in the majors since 2020. We have tools and resources that can help you use sports data. He struck out in 26.5% of his plate. He played college baseball at Le Moyne College, and was 169 with a 3.40 ERA over three seasons. He'll be entering his 5th season with at least some major league action. Data Provided By On May 31, 2021, Delaplane was acquired by the San Francisco Giants in exchange for cash considerations. (President, Baseball Operations), Attendance: 2,482,686 All Rights Reserved. The Houston Astros are looking to beef up the catcher position before the start of the 2023 season. Spring Training. [304] Undrafted in the 2015 Major League Baseball draft, he enrolled at Grand Canyon University where he played college baseball. He made his MLB debut early in the season, pitching a scoreless inning on May 6 before heading back to Sacramento. Transactions More rosters: MiLBDominican Summer League [227] Ruotolo spent the 2017 season with the Augusta GreenJackets and made 44 appearances and posted a 42 record and had 17 saves out of 18 opportunities with a 1.68 ERA, and in 48.1 innings struck out 69 batters. [275], On July 22, 2021, Strotman was traded alongside Joe Ryan to the Minnesota Twins in exchange for Nelson Cruz and Calvin Faucher. San Francisco Giants The SF Giants announced the list of players who received non-roster invitations to 2023 big-league spring training. information is continually unearthed, these numbers will continue to their records to light as soon as suitable records are available for AA. The NL West Champion San Francisco Giants shocked a majority of the baseball world in 2021 with an outstanding season, finishing 107-55 and besting their bitter rival Los Angeles Dodgers by 1 win in the division. Top San Francisco Giants pitching prospect Kyle Harrison and veteran outfielder Stephen Piscotty will be among the Giants' 37 non-roster invitees this spring, the club announced Monday. Usually that comes with flying up a list or falling off it, but for Hjelle it seems that nothing has changed. He can play. "[91], Delaplane did not play in a game in 2020 due to the cancellation of the minor league season because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Many thanks to him. February 7, 2023. Among the players added are minor league prospects Tristan Beck, Jose Cruz, Marco Luciano, Luis Matos, Keaton Winn and Brett Wisely. [289] He was named the Times-Union's All-First Coast baseball player of the year. Coming in at No. Friday marks the start of yet another San Francisco Giants season. The 1958 San Francisco Giants season was the franchise's first season in San Francisco, California and 76th season overall. San Francisco Giants 2023 Salaries & Payroll Table | Spotrac San Francisco Giants 2023 Payroll An updated look at the San Francisco Giants 2023 payroll table, including base pay, bonuses, options, & tax allocations. Sean Manaea - LHP. The San Francisco Giants have released most of their Minor League rosters for their first year of Minor League Baseball since 2019, and their first since the gutting of MiLB teams realignment. Rodrguez was born in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic,[209] and signed with the San Francisco Giants as an international free agent in July 2017. [53] In 2019, his first year at Arizona State, he pitched 53 innings in which he went 71 with a 4.75 ERA and 47 strikeouts. from and provided by the Negro Leagues Database, a project organized The rotation is pretty stacked. Minor league Total Zone (Rctch&Rtz, 2005-2009) data provided by [127] He signed for $497,500. barnstorming teams or even Negro major league teams. [305] That summer, he played in the West Coast League for the Corvallis Knights. Jos Leonidas Cruz (born May 18, 2000) is a Dominican professional baseball pitcher in the San Francisco Giants organization. The Texas Rangers continue their 2023 spring training schedule against the San Francisco Giants in Surprise, Ariz., on Friday. Kyle Harrison and Marco Luciano lead a pack of surprising names. Every Sports Reference Social Media Account, Site Last Updated: Saturday, March 4, 12:52AM. 3rd [264] In 2014, his senior year, he went 6-3 with a 0.54 ERA. Andy Thomas - DH. roster invitees Cam Gallagher and Zack Collins could figure into the mix.. See Less Guardians' Bo Naylor: Unlikely to break camp in majors The . After four straight losing seasons, the San Francisco Giants shocked the baseball world by winning a league-best 107 games in 2021. [30] With San Jose, Brown led the league with a .636 slugging percentage and batted .347 (3rd in the league) with a .428 on-base percentage (9th), five triples (7th), and 23 steals in 26 attempts in 228 at bats. [220], He opened the 2022 season with San Jose as a reliever before moving into the starting rotation and was promoted to the Eugene Emeralds and Richmond Flying Squirrels during the season. . [51] After the year, he was selected by the Kansas City Royals in the 18th round of the 2018 Major League Baseball draft, but did not sign. Managed . Workouts at Scottsdale Stadium for San Francisco Giants players. [100] Delaplane re-signed with the Giants on December 1 on a minor league contract and was later invited to spring training. [210] He held right-handed batters to a slash line of .158/.233/.188. [45], In 2022 with San Jose he was 2-1 with 6 saves in 6 opportunities in 38 relief appearances, as in 52.1 innings he gave up 21 hits and struck out 86 batters (14.8 strikeouts per 9 innings). The Giants signed him to a minor league deal this past offseason after he made 78 plate appearances for them last year. but finished the season in Cincinnati's minor league system after Oakland released him. 877-4SFGTIX. [125][126] He was selected by the San Francisco Giants in the fourth round of the 2019 Major League Baseball draft. [197] Playing for AA Richmond, he batted .212/.302/.303 in 132 at bats.[195]. [88], He opened the 2022 season with the AA Altoona Curve, and was promoted to the AAA Indianapolis Indians in late August. [112] He was promoted to the AAA Sacramento River Cats, with whom he was 1-6 with a 7.64 ERA. Gary Ashwill and his collaborators. Kyle Christopher Harrison (born August 12, 2001) is an American professional baseball pitcher in the San Francisco Giants organization. [138][139], Harrison made his professional debut in 2021 with the Low-A San Jose Giants of the California League. [277] Over 12 starts with St. Paul, Strotman went 3-3 with a 7.33 ERA and 42 strikeouts over 54 innings. Landen Brice Roupp (born September 10, 1998) is an American professional baseball pitcher in the San Francisco Giants organization. All rights reserved. He returned late in the 2019 season and pitched for the Arizona League Giants before being promoted to San Jose. [79] He spent the 2018 season with the Clinton LumberKings of the Class A Midwest League, going 42 with 10 saves (3rd in the league) and a 1.96 ERA, and 100 strikeouts over 59+23 innings (15.1 strikeouts per 9 innings; he struck out 38% of batters faced). rebuild this lost statistical history. 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In 2015, Strotman's freshman year at Saint Mary's, he pitched 34+23 innings, going 2-3 with an 8.57 ERA. Shao-Ching Chiang pitched in Cleveland's minor league system from 2012-2019, getting . reflects totals as compiled by the NLRAG up to 2006. San Francisco Giants. This is a list of players, both past and present, who appeared in at least one game for the New York Giants or the San Francisco Giants. Jairo Jeffry Pomares (born August 4, 2000) is a Cuban professional baseball outfielder in the San Francisco Giants organization. * 21+ (19+ CA-ONT) (18+ NH/WY). Transactions More rosters: MiLBPacific Coast League CBS Sports is a registered trademark of CBS Broadcasting Inc. Commissioner.com is a registered trademark of CBS Interactive Inc. site: media | arena: mlb | pageType: rosters | He opened the 2021 season with the Charleston RiverDogs, before being promoted to the Bowling Green Hot Rods. our communal project in which we rank the top 44 prospects in the San Francisco Giants organization. Early statistical trends for the 2014 Giants (April 24, 2014 Grant Brisbee). Below is the full, updated roster that the Giants have listed on their website. Arizona Diamondbacks vs. [26][27] When a scout asked him what signing bonus amount he was looking for, he laughed and said: "Ill sign for a Pop Tart. Leagues Researchers and Authors Group. Its kind of funny that Hjelle is in the exact same position, since he made his MLB debut a year ago. [79][74], In 2019, he split the season between the Modesto Nuts of the Class A-Advanced California League and the Arkansas Travelers of the Double-A Texas League, going a combined 63 with 7 saves and a 2.23 ERA, and 120 strikeouts (leading all minor league relievers) over 68+23 innings (15.7 strikeouts per 9 innings; second-best in minor league baseball for pitchers who pitched 50 innings) in 46 relief appearances. [136] As a senior in 2020 he was 20 with an 0.78 ERA and pitched nine innings with 18 strikeouts before the season was ended due to Covid 19. the official stats partner of the NBA, NHL and MLB. [17][19][18], He attended Sarasota High School ('16) in Sarasota, Florida. One of the potential options who could see time on the roster in Suzuki's absence is Mike Tauchman, who was invited to camp on a minor league deal and got the start on Thursday. [117], Fitzgerald appeared in 48 games for Louisville as a freshman in 2017, slashing .208/.303/.272 over 125 at bats. What, exactly, is the plan with J.D. Much of the play-by-play, game results, and transaction information both shown and used to create certain data sets was obtained free of charge from and is copyrighted by RetroSheet. [249] He was then traded to the San Francisco Giants for cash considerations and a player to be named later. As of the November 15 deadline, the Giants have a full 40 players on their 40-man roster. [259] Schmitt was assigned to the San Jose Giants of Low-A West for the 2021 season and batted .247/.318/.406 in 251 at bats, with 36 runs, eight home runs, and 29 RBIs before suffering a season-ending injury in August. [45] In 2021 pitching for Giants Black he was 3-1 with five saves and a 4.44 ERA in 19 relief appearances, as in 24.1 innings he struck out 42 batters (15.5 strikeouts per 9 innings). Ticket Web Site. Do you have a blog? Seamheads.com. [161] In 2015, his junior year, he went 51 with a 3.58 ERA, and as a senior in 2016, he compiled a 34 record and 3.14 ERA. Find out more. He handles high-velocity fastballs. Pomares was born in Sancti Spritus, Cuba, and signed with the San Francisco Giants as an international free agent in 2018 for $975,500. RHP Sean Hjelle has been ranked as the No. [113] In 2022 with Richmond he was 6-10 with a 5.16 ERA in 27 games (26 starts) spanning 139.2 innings.[114]. 7.52 FIP in AAA (6 IP), 5.21 FIP in AA (10 IP), . [128], Fitzgerald spent his first professional season with the Arizona League Giants, Salem-Keizer Volcanoes, and Augusta GreenJackets, batting .276/.359/.395 with one home run, six stolen bases in seven attempts, and 30 RBIs over 48 games. Ticket Line. [212], In 2022 for Class A+ Eugene, AA Richmond, and AAA Sacramento he was a combined 2-5 with a 4.46 ERA in 27 games (13 starts) in which he pitched 66.2 innings and struck out 97 batters (13.1 strikeouts per 9 innings). San Francisco Giants 2022 minor-league preview: A star-studded Eugene roster highlights a deep system By Melissa Lockard Apr 6, 2022 53 Much like the big-league club, the Giants'. 2024: 24: 6' 1" / 215 lbs: R: R: Show Full List.

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