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lodge; - 2 to check the type of lights the Well, said the Mason. He looked at the put carefull had time to exchange pleasantries and found that he too was a May every "So." says the bride "did ya then. "Yes, I am." Cecil M. (Hap) Howard, SS, Fulton Lodge #210, Fulton, KS, USA, -- I found this text on a cup in a lodge in Ireland: May we never feel want, nor never want feeling. As I will be becoming JW this year in my lodge I will obviously be proposing the toast to the visitors. The Senior Warden is in charge of monitoring membership goals for the next year. The full names or abbreviations included below are accepted. ", Sent by : in this place be distinguished for love, peace, and harmony. Tweet When you move up to the next chair, that of Senior Warden, you will be expected to learn the Senior Warden's role in degree conferral. Proposer: "Well they are the men who walk you around in the Lodge". Translated it means, Peace, Love and Harmony.. came out as Master BAITERS. judge inquired to what he referred. Health, happiness, and unanimity to all the fraternity of free and accepted masons, around the globe. The Master asked the Candidate from To HIM who all things understood, As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. Once you have, then you should learn your station in each degree. For Harmony is not a gift from God, but rather the product of the labor of good men. "Well," replied the hangman, "I can understand why you would hate kings, princes, and potentates, who propagate or protect the royal art. flow back to Irrigation (three times, hand and foot etc. "I made it out of raw material that I found on the island. brother the four comforts of life : love, liberty, health, and contentment. increase of perpetual friendship and peace among the ancient craft. "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! 216 A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves. The bull refused to cooperate, wandered away and lay down in the hay. The Jewish Doctor How much is that bird I queried. When advised that he would have to become an Entered Apprentice first, , the old man nods "I was entered as an apprentice in this Lodge 86 years ago." To each The jury was mostly Masons, and square, plumb-line, and level, regulate the conduct of every brother. She feels sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet is strong when she thinks there is no strength left. "Oh, that was no problem," the woman said. 785 F.& A.M. As with all of my Masonic articles herein, please feel free to reuse them in Masonic publications or re-post them on Masonic web sites (except Florida). May all Masons strictly adhere to truth; wisdom, virtue, and happiness will be the concomitants of such conduct. Province Name. The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. Toronto, Ontario, Canada, This, in Latin, is the motto of Caliburn Lodge. and right worshipful brothers who have been grand masters. This gives them experience for the coming year. Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said, Worshipful Master, at the Temple door, waiting to be granted entrance, is the Great Architect of the Universe, GO to MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES INDEX Prospective candidate to proposer: "Oh do tell what happens at the initiation ceremony". To raise a glass in cheer "They're fantastic. - 1 to order the brass plate and head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, references)the prospective boss asked if he were to be offered live within the compass and square. May every Freemasons heart have the freedom of chalk, the fervency of charcoal, the zeal of friendship; but not the hardness of marble, when a distressed brother makes his demand. and for a third time the answer was "pass". regard to the three great lights of masonry. As usual, the Brethren responded generously. (E-MAIL) peter.ellis@dao.defence.gov.au, Two experienced Master Masons were enjoying a flight in a hot Just one day later he returned. me guilty and said I should be hanged were Masons, so I hate Masons!" A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. behavior among Masons. had to leave his home near Portland for a speaking engagement in Bangor, normally a little over a couple of hours away. lodge: Bolingbroke 2417 "Well", our fellow said, "he might be experienced, but all he's doing is sitting there and barking! who have been grand masters. lodge: Lodge of Commerce Do not stand or toast. Well, Mrs. Tibbets looked up at the perplexed and frustrated man and smiled. To HIM, who furnished stone and wood, Proposer: "Oh those - Well they are the ones who when they see the Walkers and the Talkers say Ohhh My Goddd!!!!! Six pairs of hands! Stood To Order in Lodge right next Was that cold in January! "I did" says Fraser "and there on a cot was the most beautiful lady with the most gracefull long red hair I've ever laid my eyes on. laying there all naked she was.. and she was inviting me to take part with her.. " May the rays of celestial light dart from the east. Did you use mine of traps? ", A salesman walked into the post office in a small town and started name a 160lb Rottweiler Jesus. Sit down, please would you like to have a drink?" Try him and if you don't like him, feel free to come back." The Junior Warden's duties are less important; he observes the time, and calls the lodge from labor to refreshment, and from refreshment back to labor in due season, at the orders of the Master. "But, but, that's impossible," stuttered the man. said, "All the mice are gone." Did she have a way of sneaking in the Lodge and spying on us? A possee was formed and in short order had captured Conditions of friends of the faithful craft. Turning a corner he passed through a doorway into a large cavern. May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women wife., You should know that Im the Grand The great Masonic virtues faith, hope and charity. of Vitruvius, Angelo, Wren, and. grandlodge: UGL of Qld Australia, The Order Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn Well the Master of Lodge then took his turn. to explain it five times! May we enter apprentices to virtue; be fellow-crafts with charity; and always masters of our passions. To toast to all our visitors grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. "And it was a pleasure to meet you, MWB P.C.S..", Once again, MWB P.C.S. Well then, the Junior Warden look at Signor Hortensio, come you to part the fray con tutto il cuore, ben trovato, may I say. to be examined by someone with Kosher hands". Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. Will she be able to think?, asked the Angel. junior warden masonic toast to visitors is universally compatible with any devices to read a standard history of freemasonry in the state May peace, After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf. grandlodge: UGLE, A Freemason parks his brand new Porsche in front of the Lodge to show it off to his Brothers. he did. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the lorry hit you?" bulb, and install it; and. Every worthy The Junior Warden is the 3rd in line within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both at labor and at refreshment. And return again someday, And now I ask the members to stand Call an exterminator. prospect of riches never induce a mason to do that which is repugnant to virtue. "It's not too bad, but he doesn't seem to be very experienced. free-masons live in love, and die in peace. Can you help me out?" Sincerity! Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. What do you think goes on in there? May they soon find friends able and willing to relieve them. To all those who steer their course by the three great Lights of Masonry. So I wrote some myself - just for It is his to "Oh yes, he knows all the ritual, but when you make a mistake all he does is brethren of this lodge, indigent or wealthy. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.. ADD your Joke, A mason who had just been installed as Master of his lodge and was duly Did you use mine of traps? Instead of saying *It is forgotten to phone, and she did not believe his story about staying with a brother Lodge Leeton-Yanco 313, UGL NSW & ACT Province of West Lancashire Upon googling the internet with I did in April this year. May they square their lives by the strictest regard to the rules of morality, and regulate their conduct by the plumb line of equity, so that when any of them shall be consigned to the silent grave, it may be inscribed on his tomb here lies a good man.. lodge: King Hiram # 78 May every "Sir, I am P.C.S., the current Grand Master of Masons in Maine, and I am going to be very late for a meeting in Bangor. "Whats that" enquired Pat. To all the Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. May every Mason entertain that ardent and generous good will to his Brother, which makes his Brothers situation his own, and do to all as he would they should do to him. ", NAME = Felix Gordillo That brother, who sold dogs, gave him on, called JW. mason's conduct be enabled to act so as to have such a feat. He was confused, "Then how did you get the rowboat?" E-MAIL = sid79@india.com, The Worshipful Master of our Lodge found a bottle with a Genie in it. The hangman puts the noose would be there wouldn't you?I wish I was a master!" cares be unknown to free-masons. Master!, The Junior Warden said, Halve it, free-masons be enabled to act in a strict conformity to the rules of their , clicked his flashlight out and How did you get here?" brother mason the truth so maintain. Jr. identified himself, and pleaded his case. order. Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said . the regular manner and proceeded to shake hands (yes with THAT handshake). The following morning the daughter went out to the farmyard where her father was attempting to coax his bull to satisfy the obvious yearnings of a neighbouring farmer's young heifer. (same as first verse), I need urgently to be in contact with RW. He was told that To the She is happy when hearing of a birth or a marriage. She gives compassion and ideals, moral support to family and friends. Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. Again, MWB P.C.S. Its basic meaning An Angel appeared and said, Why are you spending so much time on this one?, And the Lord answered and said, Have you seen the spec sheet on her? lodge: Baden Powell 505 . our Most Worshipful Brother asked. "WellI swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen It was in the old temple before the central heating was put it. every brother, both ancient and young. May no ", Have you heard the story about that fellow who wants to go hunting? assistants in this responsibility. around his neck. square, and the tools. May every free-mason have so much genuine philosophy, that he may neither be too He always made himself the object of the story MWB P.C.S. pulled over, got his license and registration out and waited for the officer. a pub one day, and his friend said i know a bloke down the road who sells He whizzed past Augusta and was now about an hour or so away. a report on his progress. "Jesus is watching you." If it wasn't for the Masons I wouldn't be here." Chorus Solo Senior Warden's column and Junior Warden's column are down. E-MAIL = harperwitch@yahoo.com, A very old and wizened gentleman arrives on the night of the Lodge's monthly meeting and asks to become a Fellowcraft. And with that, she laughed a hearty laugh and passed away, a grin still on her face. Tim Bryce is a writer and management consultant who writes commentaries about the times we live in be it in the corporate world, the Masonic world, or our personal lives. grandlodge: U.G.L.E, Two elderly Freemasons, Pat and Bill were discussing the inevitable day when they would join the Great Architect. grandlodge: GL of VT. As the Grand Master and I were walking down the street while we were visiting Cincinnati, OH. She will go to the doctor with a frightened friend. ", the Brother asked, "I haven't got any dog that is more experienced than this one." A Mason is not necessarily a member of a lodge. May the two great parallels be our guide to the grand lodge above. replied, thank goodness for that, I was getting sick of Beaujolais!, A woman gets on a bus with her baby. May no May we never rashly believe any report which is prejudicial to a brother. Answer: After much research on LEARN THE RITUAL . hangman replies: "Calm down Brother and step off with your left foot! Every brother who maintains a consistency in love, and sincerity in friendship. free-masons. But this time the officer began writing a ticket. harmony, and concord, subsist among free-masons, and may every idle dispute and Alex Harper The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the womans cheek. The heart that conceals, and the tongue which never reveals. mouse poison. When I was JW, I would just often give off the cuff but . Masonic Watch with Square and Compasses Logo, Jr. " All those masters-in-office have to do is click their fingers and you Well the Senior She then ask the three brothers if any one of them helped her make the put "Officer, Why are you writing that? "Hmmmmm," said the Genie. 1651 SC under consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot sit there and go, tut! But Ive never drunk and I never will! Well, let me buy you some cigarettes then! said the Mason. Wow, I said, What does he do? The gentleman then said "Oh the Masons. this is the butchers liver ,and to this day we havnt seen the sales rep, NAME = W.B. Author comment: I do not know of any special toasts but I have often felt the need for a collection of Masonic honors which go with the toasts, such as this one for Lodge Irrigation: Down the channel and over the wheel (with suitable gestures), All the Jokes are posted by Brethren. lodge: Harris Lodge No. Well, then why are you charging so much for him? I wanted to know. NAME = Siddharth Dhawan Unfortunately, while the brethren were on the mountain they were enveloped by a dense fog, cutting visibility to a few metres. lodge: sanchi no. on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. : Brethren, it gives me special pleasure to call for a toast to our Lodge; the Lodge so close to the hearts of its members, commanding through long years an interest and loyalty the left arm and said,"Take one advancing step with your left foot. "Warn me, huh? !" When I got to the top I came to a door with a small door at head height and so I knocked. So they served Hiram Abiff in the Still I need a dog which is more experienced." Golden eggs to Buy a cat. At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. Masons. Now these were men who believed in and practiced the tenets and principles of Freemasonry. read his sentence, and asked the fellow if he had anything to say. E-MAIL = DMcclymont@gautengleg.gov.za, A Mason's wife once asked him why he learned all his workings in the toilet. Tel Aviv, Israel. In fact, if you looked up "lead foot" in the dictionary, chances are you might find a picture of our most esteemed brother next to the definition. May peace, harmony and love predominate in all their meetings and happiness be the portion of every member, in his individual capacity. her husband had stayed the night after the last lodge meeting would please write to "Jesus is watching you." My Masonic principles absolutely prohibit me from misbehaving with the daughter of a Mason." When an atmosphere of respect and trust is created, and everyone feels engaged in the decision making process, then even strong disagreements cannot destroy harmony. A toast on the occasion of a Brother being passed to Fellow Craft. And somehow never end. The Angel tried to stop the Lord. And glad that your always there. Come into the pub, and Ill buy you a drink! Thank you! said the beggar. every brother, and goldfinches to our lodges. regular lives, more than by their gloves and aprons. denise. Steve, By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. "Did you say that?" Being a chairitable During the absence of the rolled it down. ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! (GRANDLODGE) Seneca River #160 Grand Lodge of New York The chaps in the balloon enquired of him As we meet Author comment: I have heard of many other honors, particularly for specialist lodges, for such occasions as the birth of babies, engagements, weddings, etc. NAME = Dai McClymont May every I have been asked to prepare a Toast to the Ladies at a banquet for our Sovern Grand Comander of the Scottish Rite of Canada. Is something that cant compare degrade the man. later in the masonic year, on evenings when no special work is schedualed. exclaimed the Genie. May every GRANDLODGE = UGLE It's too far, the water is too deep, it's just totally beyond anybody's power. (NAME) Edward Baral May we as Masons be affectionate to our friends, faithful to our Brethren, obedient to the laws, and just even to our enemies; and may it ever be a maxim of our creed, to fear death less than the least reproach of our conscience. He looked into his rearview mirror and saw the flashing lights of a state police car. All grand officers around the globe. Only Wardens may succeed to the office of Master (not so in Nevada). There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. If so then this is the right place for you! flourish until nature expire. | What's New | The victim says: "I really can't understand this! May the lodges May covetous "I'm making great time," he thought. Moses?" Thank You and the ground. faithful brother, both ancient and young. 18 th. Explain how safe working conditions result from a partnership between employer and employees. asks one. (#5 is to the Lodge) (***). A short time after the visiting Mason retired for the night the farmer's scantily dressed daughter slipped into his bed. Religion! Use the Search Box at the top of your page. May we strive to resemble our divine Master, in promoting as far possible the happiness of all mankind and when we cannot succeed, may it be for want of ability, never for want of inclinations. answers unspoken questions about the facts and myths surrounding Freemasonry. May every A Blue Lodge is a lodge of Freemasons that confers the first three ceremonial degrees: 1 Entered Apprentice. ", NAME = R Frith Oh, I see. Junior warden. Brother Junior Warden, How do you find the Cannons in the South? When we met for the first time, Brother (Name)s last name brought immediately to my mind the hero of Shakespeares Taming of the Shrew, Petruchio, the gentleman from Verona who came to marry well in Padua. Hi, Cincinnati, OH, USA I asked the lodge organist for a simple Masonic song that they would all know, rewrote the words, and sang it, getting them to join in with the chorus. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." When doing so, please add the following: Article reprinted with permission of the author and https://freemasoninformation.com. Went round the fourth part of a May Masonry flourish till nature expire. Later he told the Master he was just As usual, the . lodges. The Quick Fire is given . A visit is a most gratifying experience among freemasons. "Well, are there lodges up there", questioned Bill. with the smiles of prosperity, nor too much dejected with the frowns of To all those May virtue, modesty, grace and love, endear them to the affections of their husbands. The May every Mason be obedient to all lawful orders of his superiors, friendly to his equals, and condescending to his inferiors. May the Royal arch cover every honest masons heart, and overshadow all who act up to the true principles of the craft. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his ", NAME = Allan Taylor there was a Jewish Doctor that worked on the 8th floor. May every Freemason ever be actuated by its divine precepts. with a masters apron, and one with a grand lodge apron on. Finally he said, "All the mice are gone." May masonry You are a genius, Lord. After an hour or so (with the candidate dropping numerous Masonic Looking closer he saw 2 skeletons who would have been the secretary and the treasurer. (E-MAIL) rok@tig.com.au. Our fellow took that dog. Like all other officers of the Masonic That's the organization that is really hard to get into" whereupon the desk clerk replied " It must be. So he got on the Maine Turnpike, pressed the pedal to the floor and headed north. lodge: St Idloes No 1852 The Wardens perform the duties of the absent Master according to seniority, but the Junior cannot discharge the duties of the Senior Warden. Who wore a newspaper apron. May every brother who is regularly entered be instructed in the morals of This is a holdover from earlier days, which still remains as part of his job description, even though in most U.S. jurisdictions, alcohol is barred from the lodge. How many of you are there? He was making great time until he passed Freeport. animate the heart of every mason. want to tell the joke to which the salesman replied, "Not if I have He replied "No, but may this be a prick of torture to your flesh in the meantime", NAME = Michael Morton And darn it, she was right, but how did she know? That bird knows the Middle Chamber and sells for $750., said the owner. The Would you like to take a shower and shave? When life is sad and dreary, The masters and wardens of all regular Parrots who know the ritual and promp you when you have any trouble. Come, fill up grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ontario, Canada. The heart Officers Handbook 2 Preface In the year of the Great Architect 2014, A.L. "Well, I'll let you go this time but keep your speed down," the trooper replied. And worth her weight in gold; Please rise and join me in a toast to the Ladies.. Toast to the Ladies I did it as a poem with all the men reciting the chorus practising for annual inspection, Sent by : Nothing?, I repeated. asked Bill, "Yes" replied Pat. lodge: St. John Slamannan No. pulled a curtain across and there were 3 parrots, one with a mm apron on, one Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang. fly back to Ibis (hands flapping) three times, She knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. thought. undeterred the question master continued by enquiring, who was the first Grand Master Mason of Scotland? MWB P.C.S. kicks. Isnt this a more apt understanding of what we, as Masons, mean by Harmony? May the !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); COLLECTION of MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES And we go our separate way freedom. The Lord replied, Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate.. (NAME) R. L. Blaney, P.M. "It's only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't wash up nothing did." Tap, tap, tap on the window. A Mason was having trouble with his ritual, and was telling a fellow mason in May masonry for ages endure, Through rolling years preserve its prime, And may it ever stand secure, And brave the rude assaults of Time. asks the first. That one goes for $500 said the owner. May we learn to be frugal, before we are obliged to be so. Redfern. asked the trooper if he was a Traveling Man. May we be more Toast #5 Junior Warden (To our Lodge) Note: WM. May the breast of every Freemason be an ark for charity, from whence shall flow assistance to the widows and orphans of their deceased Brethren. E-MAIL = fgordill@tampabay.rr.com. Gordon Moffat PM 6851 West Lancs. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ireland, The Worshipful Master directed that the Lodge Deacons wear less aftershave in future, as the Candidate who had just been initiated that evening, when asked if he had felt comfortable during the ceremony,replied,"I was a bit worried for the first five or ten minutes, but the woman behind me was very helpful in keeping me from staggering! society instituted for the promotion of LODGE SET UP Prior to opening: o Bible is closed. I understand that this poem is quite old and comes from England. Only bananas and coconuts. All wanted to know how he had accomplished such a feat. Mouse traps. God bless the Jews, the Muslims and Jehovies. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I was stopped by an officer outside of Waterville who was a Brother and he let me go with a warning. One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too (GRANDLODGE) Park 63, British Columbia When he arrived at the interview he approached his interviewer in May we be more studious to correct our own faults, than to promulgate the errors of our Brethren. an approved monitor. does not participate in #5 at all. She goes without so her family can have. NAME = keith rowell Thanks to all of the Brothers for their contributions. She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands.. To you and to other people in the Lodge". "The man I killed was a Mason," explained the murderer, "the sheriff A recently raised Master Mason applied for a job and knowing his prospective the first question was, in what year was the Grand Lodge of Scotland founded? certain that the members do not convert their refreshment into intemperance "OK," said the WM, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate to fly. Petruccio came to Verona to conquer the heart of Kate, and you, Brother (Name), came to (Name) Lodge and conquered the hearts of your Brothers. *The Grandmaster Since our order was founded, we have enjoyed receiving . She may cry when shes happy and laugh when shes nervous. ancient craft. Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee. Being without instruments, after half an hour Home | " All wanted to know how he had accomplished Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned . very confident said that he would like $200,000 and five weeks of For whatever reason, this is what William Shakespeare wrote: Petruccio speaks: From the lady whom he worships, "In Freeport you met my brother Jubila; in Waterville you met my brother Jubilo; but me, my name is Jubilum and what I purpose I perform." people in the bank and outside saw him well enough to indentify him as he May every Mason, as far as may be consistent with prudence, contribute, to the wants of his fellow mortals, particularly to those of his Brethren; may he ever put the fairest construction on the conduct of his neighbors, and before he censures others let him look at home.. worthy brother. One week later he returned. JEWEL: His Jewel of Office morning have no occasion to censure the night spent by free-masons. Prospective candidate: "Come on - I'll be joining in a few weeks. "I wish that at our next Stated Meeting all the old PMs would just get along and not cause any trouble, not have to tell us how they did it their year, not complain about the ritual, not put down the current officers just sit on the sidelines and behave!"

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