Steve Urkel: Could. Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. Harriette Winslow: [Waldo crashes his snowmobile in the Winslows' living room] Waldo? [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. He woke me up too. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Eddo, Eddo, Eddo! [steps on the gas]. Laura Lee Winslow: You couldn't check out a book? Waldo: We rented us a limo station wagon. Steve Urkel: Mmm, steak. I felt like I was one with the Bee-Oh-Sphere. My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. Harriette Winslow: What a miserable evening. Stefan Urkelle: [Fed up with Carl Urkel annoying him constantly] That's it, go home! Carl: Overreact? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cornelius Eugene Urkel, you have better find a good excuse to leave town soon. [Pulls him into a hug]. Judy: Were all of Dad's friends named Darnelle? Carl Otis Winslow: Yep, Benjamin Banneker. You'll never know how much time you'll have together. But just to be sure, I'm going downstairs to check the dictionary. You got the whole family off on the wrong foot. Oh, yes it is! She just slipped and I caught her. This is my grandmother's wedding and $1500. Carl Otis Winslow: Better, I locked him up. All you'll hear from me is an occasional, 'Mmmhmm, that's right.'. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest. Rachel Crawford: [to Harriette] He's not gonna make him quack. You gotta fix that machineeeee. Harriette: Soon, baby. You're wrong, the maitre'd gave me a two for one coupon. 12. r/Unexpected. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! Here's What Steve Urkel Looks Like Today. Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. "I have a pen, you have a phone number. Laura: By being born first. Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! Steven Quincy Urkel is a fictional character on the American ABC/CBS sitcom Family Matters, portrayed by Jaleel White. Harriette: What's goin' on down here and why do I smell cinnamon flavored smoke? Laura: Steve, you're supposed to cook those! Steve pits eight guys against each other in the battle for the best pickup lines. In the 1991 episode, Steve Urkel was the cousin of D.J.'s friend Julie (Tasha Scott), who gives Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) some valuable advice, after learning that she has to wear reading . Rachel Crawford: Steve!, Steve! Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here. Rachel Crawford: Good. Steve Urkel: I've invented nuclear batteries. Steve Urkel: Laura! Now you sleep tighty-tighy with all your mighty-might. Whoo! Harriette: Yep, they were yelling at each other and bumping bellies. We're having big fun here. Wha? [Harriette laughs as Laura leaves the living room to help Mother Winslow get ready]. Rachel Crawford: Right. Steve Urkel: You teach us more than just things out of a textbook. Laura Lee Winslow: [after Steve gives her a ring] This is real! Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem. All the pins look like Laura! A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family, a middle-class African American family living in Chicago, Illinois. Willie Fuffner: That's different, you're my friend. Harriette Winslow: [retrieves a coupon from her purse] Ohhh no no no, Carl! I never got less than than an A. Steve Urkel: So, I can't live with that! This semester we're Steven, you'd better get going. Cassie Lynn: All's fair in love and politics. A small gastronomic goof up. I'm getting penalized because I'm emotionally stable! Steve Urkel: Hey, I was following Eddie's instructions. So long! Wha? I didn't kiss you. He heads downstairs to confront Steve]. "Family Matters Quotes." Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, well. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. Steve Urkel: Really? Carl Otis Winslow: I didn't bring my gun. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You remember our flyer party, the one that I'm clearly on record as totally aganst. What is the value of X? Never snort with a hangover! Laura: What you did for me tonight was really special. And from that day on, EVERYBODY could use that library. Harriette: Come on, sweetie, let's get you home and then I can put some antiseptic on those cuts. Steve Urkel: Oh, Laura, my love. I promise, okay? [plugs the cord into the socket]. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I mean every word, sweetheart. Steven Quincy Urkel: Look, you've got this big bed. Laura Lee Winslow: What're you guys going to see at the dinner theater? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well for one thing, I can't feel my toes. Eddie: Oh no, I forgot all about the car show. Steve Urkel: Laura, this is a a really special moment and well, I think we should celebrate it by getting married. Eddie: Did Halle Berry return my phone call? Trying to cover it up would only make it worse. Rachel Crawford: Steve, are you sure you're okay? Maybe a better word is Loud. Waldo put today's date on the flyer. Getting you to smile would be like pulling teeth! Laura Lee Winslow: I know, but he said 'get lost, Laura'. Harriette: That won't get the stains out. Carl: I sure hope so because I'm wearing his underwear. [stares at the racist cop] Black. Steve Urkel: Don't we remind you of The Temptations? Ms. Steuben: That's that's not funny, Steven. What's up? [Calls Laura's Cell and gets OGD instead]. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: O.k., but I'm not Home. Steve Urkel: You didn't even make it onto the chart! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Wrong, cummerbund breath. Harriette Winslow: Did I embarrass you, Carl? I wanna show you something. Steve Urkel: Why? Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: Fuffner, I've heard of some low things in my time, but forcing Laura to go to the dance with me is plain dispicable. Steve Urkel: Your Honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo! Steve Urkel: Yeah, but now I have an excuse. Your dad's runnin' late. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Forget it, Carl, it's quicksand. [Steve comes out of the freezer at Rachel's Place shivering]. Pass the salt, Edward. Waldo: Just the stuff Steve told me to say. Steve Urkel: Because, I love you love you love you! Steve Urkel: Loving you is like trying to touch a star. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll tell you what son, why not give me cash for Christmas. And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. He's having the same discussion with his father. [the car breaks down. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [under laughing gas, laughing] I just realized, your name is Doctor Smiley. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face. Steve looks at Laura], [At The Winslow home in the alternate world]. Laura: [Curtis is about to break bad news to Laura] Curtis! In fact, do you know what it is Harriet? I feel stupid! Carl Otis Winslow: [after bringing Eddie home from jail] Now Edward, stop looking around for Steve. [laughs] Bye! Now, I may have taken a sip of my mom's coffee, but I Chain: I'm talkin' about the other kind of wired! https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_102099, https://www.quotes.net/movies/family_matters_quotes_102099. His parents were very upset. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, what are you waiting for? I won't be able to take you to the prom. Judy Winslow: Um so Grandma are you gonna be a June bride? Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture. ", Harriette Winslow: She looked at me with tears in her eyes, and she said "Why, Mom?". Oh, good. *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub! [Steve is in the kitchen recovering from Laura and her sock stuffed b*obs. Lt.Murtaugh: Do you know that woman Winslow? You ever been down to the slaughterhouse? And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Steve Urkel: You know, every time you laugh you burn off three and a half calories? [runs upstairs]. Kanye West name-dropped "Family Matters" star Steve Urkel on his My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy track, "Dark Fantasy." However, Ye originally thought a similar line rapped by T-Pain was "corny," the "Buy U A Drank" singer claims.. As reported by HipHopDX on Tuesday (Sept. 7), T-Pain says Ye stole the concept for the Urkel-referencing line after hearing a similar lyric on his . Carl Otis Winslow: You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette. One minute, "Moo!" And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. Ms. Steuben: No, I'm a nervous teacher! Look, Steve. Steve Urkel: 'Standardized Urkel Elementary Math Exam'. Carl: Of all the names that I have called you , the one that bothers you is butthead? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: From my stay away fund- every year all my relatives send me money and hope that I won't visit them. I-I-I see. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl, you lazy slug! Alright. Laura: Ma, the package said to cook it at 275 for 20 minutes. Eddie: Man, I don't have time to study. Colonel Dirk Urkel! You can stay. Laura Lee Winslow: [crying] Steve why do you always say things like that? Pretty girl, dark hair your sister for God's sake! Steve, what happened? Your grandma is gonna fight for your right to party. Urkelbot: [Joe Friday Impression] Just the facts, ma'am. Urkel pronouns are the best. Carl Otis Winslow: [Takes the money from Eddie] I love you son. Inside this scrawny chest, there beats a heart. Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. [heads for the stairs - Carl grabs him by his suspenders] I almost got ya there, Carl. Carl Otis Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Edward. [cries]. Willie Fuffner: [sigh] That's different. Myrtle Urkel: Oh, just two weeks. Eddie: As a starting forward of the school team, it's my duty to play round ball not nerd ball. I've decided to retire from the theatre arts department. Harriette Winslow: Carl I am not a weak, wimpy woman whose afraida to speak her mind. Steve Urkel: Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. It's late. He introduced himself and I was immediately struck by deep brown eyes, his engaging sense of humor and how delicately he handled my cantalopes. Well, that's gonna stop right now! Steve Urkel: [Pointing to the floor] Him. Laura: I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook. Then, I drove you here in *my* car, and were you pleasant company? Let eserviate on the bright side. Rachel Crawford: Maybe you could come back when your voice has changed. Harriette Winslow: So what you're saying is it's full. If all you ever look for is the float with Miss America on it, then the whole parade is going to pass you by. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Undaunted, Steve switches the station to polka music and ends up having a good time dancing with Waldo and Maxine], Carl: By the way, thanks for letting me use your chamber, Stefan. Steve Urkel: Oh, positive. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Myra, your mother told me you came here, so I assumed you're becoming a nun. Carl Otis Winslow: That a girl, Harriette. 2023. Harriette Winslow: So Oona how are things in Altoona? I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Freddy Krueger! Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I feel so safe in Raoul's strong arms I love him soo much and I sorta like Carl. Carl: [after kicking Steve out of the house] And don't you ever come back! Rachel Crawford: Thanks Steve. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl and his father planned on doing a lot of things together, but they never got the chance. It better be a dead relative in your excuse. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Waldo come to the Witness Stand. Harriette Winslow: Not as rough as Aunt Clotilda. But I recognized him right away. Laura Lee Winslow: Then she demanded her money back when she found out that she modeled ladies underwear. I don't ever want to go to that restaurant again. Lt. Murtaugh: They're sending in that Urkel kid. It's a beautiful language. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: It was Jan Matzeliger, in 1883. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How could you mess this up? I can teach you how to cook. Eddo. Sara Sue Pettyjohn: [stuck up toward Myrtle's lack of style and class] That's the difference between *old* money and *new* money. Carl Otis Winslow: But, apparently you seem want to learn it the hard way, well so be it. Get me a cherry slurpy! Cool. This is amazing! So to see if he can find the best, Steve challenged a few men to put their usuals to the test!SUBSCRIBE to get t. Steve Urkel: I will not be bullied! Have you taken leave of your senses? Like a moth to a flame. Steve Urkel: [on the stage of the strip club] Stop the music! I rushed her to the emergency room and the doctor said she has walking pneumonia. She xeroxed it over and over and over and over and [Steve covers his mouth for one second. Would you reward me with a kiss? Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, your old man's read a book or two. The '90s series "Family Matters" may have been about the Chicago-based Winslow family, but the show's breakout character was actually Winslow neighbor Steve Urkel. Harriette Winslow: She says OGD's a great kid, but he hasn't had it easy in his life. While a miserable Eddie has to play checkers with Steve. Steve Urkel: Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? Laura: So do you Max, guess what, Steve rented us a limo. Steve Urkel: Why, of course it can! Money has germs on it. Could you write that A down on a piece of paper? Steve Urkel: Oh, I'm not joking. I can't even tell her it won't ever happen again! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But you humilate me everyday. But you know what, I find her very attractive. Forget it, Steve. Laura: Let's eat everything and see if he can take a joke! If you hit me, do I not sneeze? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Good answer! Topics Nerd. Myrtle Urkel: Oh, how true, how true! Steve Urkel: [Steve is still wasted] Ooh the Durkel! I tried to help you! Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room! I'll be in all the videos. I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. Due to the Urkel character's off-putting characteristics and the way he would stir up events and underscore the plot or even move . Laura: Dad, you're exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Read the card, read the card. Laura Lee Winslow: Hey, my locker's open! Harriette: I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a home economics class. Can you imagine that? All the doo da day. Wha? You know uh, Laura doesn't have a date for the prom either. You know that? Steve Urkel: Why, to make everyone think that the woman I love actually loves me back? Dadadadada! Laura: We're not going anywhere until the ground rules are straight. I'm Stefan sweet thing. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I'm here for you, baby. Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows! Here is the updated version of every line of Urkel's famous: "I've fallen and I can't get up" line from the show Family Matters.Here are the episodes in orde. Hey, wait a minute. We've got cheerleaders taller than him. Laura: Well, then not even in your dreams. The notion was apparently incongruous enough to ABC, the longtime home of the hit comedy ''Family Matters,'' which features the geeky Urkel character, that its executives . Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh that's sweet, what did he say? I'm being rejected in my own fantasy. CNN Actor Jaleel White is joining the growing list of celebrities who have launched a cannabis brand. He is portrayed by Jaleel White. Steve Urkel: By any chance, is that something you enjoy? Can you give me some money so I can finish my Christmas shopping? Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: He must've been dangerous. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]. Curtis: My whole family is flying out to Washington for the funeral, Laura: Can you wait a day, of course you can't.
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